"10 Christmas Carols for 10 Psychological Disorders...."

1. Schizophrenia
Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.